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Ode to the Cold:

OH what a very cold mOOOORning
Oh what a very cold DAAY
I've got a very good fEEEEling
I'm going to freeze toDAAAAY

Long Noodles

Annika, why do you hate McKeever?

I had this big discussion with my parents last night, alex, and we all agreed that you have the right and the reason to stay at school.

Fine Ribbon

Fine Ribbon

Oscar nominations

Fine Ribbon

lol, I would have loved to be there when McKeever said that. he can be so funny sometimes

Fine Ribbon

Annika, i like Mr. Latham, leave him alone.

Dirty Pigs

Oh good, now i'm just getting searches for kelsey.... or www.kelsey.com.

i've been in the weirdest mood the past week... well just at school that is.

Moldy Sausages

Annika, i totally saw Hayse copying me and what i did was i would cover my paper and i was also two seconds away from yelling at him but ahh he's just such a pain!

I hope we have something decent for lunch today because i'm really hungry.

In other news..... or shall i say Newsies..... that's just wrong. If there's no justification for it, it shouldn't be done.

Dry Leaves

Alex you stole everything i was going to post today! I was going to talk about that duck song and i was going to post about that cartoon site.

I've also decided that i'm going to have something completely random for my title on every post that i do.

Neil Gaiman kind of looks like Frodo when he has shaggy hair.... :)

Tribute to Tears for Fears

When something happens and you're head over heels.......




Everybody wants to rule the world...............

I love David Bowie!!!!!

i was a barn owl. yippee. can you hear my enthusiasm?

Lol, my favorites are #'s .... oh never mind, i like a lot of them

101 Ways to Annoy, Harass, Confuse or Generally Scare Lord Voldemort

[or: Sure-Fire ways to Get Yourself Killed. (Or At Least Crucio'd Round The Block and Back Again)]

by Amanda Lack (stars_planets_clocks)


1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up by singing Beach Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death-Eater meetings and say you taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10. Pat him on the head and give him flowers when his plans are foiled yet again.

11. If you ever need to say 'Like taking candy from a baby', be sure to add 'Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others.' Stare pointedly at him.

12. Play 'knock-&-run' at his bedchamber door late at night.

13. Call him 'The-man-who-let-the-boy-live'

14. Ask why the Dark Mark couldn't look like something 'more socially acceptable?'

15. Insist that you have met chunks of cheese with more cunning plans than his.

16. Pinch him. Make sure he squeals.

17. Be cheerful.

18. When he tries to impress you with his powers say 'Awwwww, lookit. Voldie's got a twiggle!'

19. Try to teach him to play a mouth organ.

20. Roll your eyes during plotting sessions and say things under your breath like 'You're the boss, boss' or 'It's your funeral.'

21. Greet him in the mornings with a sarcastic 'My sir, you look particularly menacing today.'

22. Taunt him about his middle name. 'Marvolo? Whats that, a washing detergent?'

23. Keep a 'good-behaviour chart'. Award points and give out gold stars.

24. Magic-marker Potter-style glasses on him while he sleeps.

25. Apparate into and out of his room rapidly. Do this non-stop for an hour. *poof* there *poof* gone *poof* there....

26. Play cards with him. Tell him he has no poker-face and how does he expect to rule supreme without one?

27. Let off party-poppers in his face whenever the urge strikes you.

28. 'Did you even HAVE a girlfriend? Like, ever?'

29. Get a pair of finger puppets closely resembling himself and Harry Potter. Re-enact all of Harry's victories over him in a spectacularly childish way. Be sure to give them both squeaky voices.

30. Anytime he enters any room, insist on entering first and announcing him grandly.

31. In these announcements, fake a trumpet noise and give him an equally fake drumroll.

32. Exclaim sarcastically 'You're breakin' my little heart here, o dark one' whenever he starts to talk of what has caused to become who he is.

33. Encourage him to 'think happy thoughts!'

34. Ask him to give you written summaries of his sinister plots for revenge and war. Correct his spelling.

35. Mock his choice of Quirrel as a 'host'.

36. Tell you think a yoga class could 'cure him of his wicked ways'

37. Get the song 'Mr. Tambourine Man' stuck in his head.

38. If he's having evil-plotter's-block in one of his scheming sessions 'Wingardium Leviosa' a light bulb to float above his head. Turn it on. Look offended when he gets angry and say you 'thought you were helping!'

39. Tell him constantly to stop repressing his anger.

40. Buy him a stress ball.

41. Hint that he is only a character in a book and will never triumph.

42. Call him Tommy-boy.

43. If you're feeling gutsy, call him Voldie-poo.

44. Whack him in the arm and say 'mosquito' - every few minutes.

45. Say he 'looked better under the turban'

46. Eat his pet snake. Offer him some.

47. Endeavour to teach him to steeple his fingers, lean back and say 'Eeeexcellent'.

48. Start drawing outlandish parallels between his life story and 'Star Wars'. Talk at great length.

49. Be generally in awe of him and never look away.

50. 'Imperius' his Death Eaters into a rousing chorus of 'All Things Bright And Beautiful'

51. Shower him with confetti and rice, anytime you think he needs to make a 'grand entry'.

52. Paint all the Death-Eater masks with bright colours and glitter.

53. Throw him a 'care-bears' themed birthday party.

54. Tell him what Snape's really up to.

55. Politely exclaim now and again that you 'don't know how he can be so afraid of dear old Dumbles'

56. Sing 'California Dreamin' at the top of your lungs when he's trying to have an 'evil moment'

57. Should you ever be eating with him - drum tunes with your cutlery, play with your food and blow bubbles in your chocolate milk.

58. Ask him to dance a polka with you.

59. Work cutesy phrases like 'pushing-up-daisies' and 'smooth-as-a-baby's-bottom' into conversation as much as possible.

60. Ask him if he's sure 'the whole evil-maniac-out-for-power-and-revenge thing isn't getting a bit old?'

61. Get him to play 'Twister' with you.

62. Tell him you know this great therapist in London....

63. Throw tupperware parties. Insist he sit through them.

64. Tell him you've met plently of people more evil than he.

65. Hide his teddy bear. That ALWAYS makes him cry.

66. Get him a plant. Act mortally offended when he doesn't water it and it dies.

67. Steal, snap and bury his wand.

68. Tell him Lucius did it.

69. Give Rita Skeeter full knowledge of his whereabouts and contact details.

70. Remind him that he isn't even really alive.

71. Write him a theme song. Start singing it whenever he is about to do or say something particularly clever and nasty.

72. Offer to sacrifice Draco Malfoy 'to the cause'

73. Insist on reading him bedtime stories. Include 'The Ugly Duckling'

74. Make vague allusions to Harry Potter being his son.

75. When he's done something particularly nasty - cross your arms, waggle a finger and say 'Now now, do you really think Salazar would have approved of that?'

76. Ask him how he can possibly wish to harm a single hair on the head of 'that sweet, innocent, cute little boy.'

77. Tell him Wormtail has a crush on him.

78. Lecture him at great length on why he shouldn't use the unforgivables.

79. Leave disgusting and rotting dead things near him. Insist that it is 'Aromatherapy'

80. Begin any question you ask him with 'Riddle me this!' Emphasis on Riddle.

81. Do not EVER act in the slightest way intimidated by him. Treat him as you would an eccentric aquaintance.

82. Cuddle him at random moments.

83. Sign him up for Little-League.

84. Ask him why he's afraid of a frail old man with a beard the size of a beehive and can't fight babies.

85. Throw biscuits at him. Constantly.

86. Tell him you think evil master plans of world domination are 'kind of girlie'

87. Quote Argus Filch. Insist HE will one day rule the wizarding world.

88. Wonder aloud whether the name Voldemort commands as much respect as, say, Potter or Dumbledore.

89. Mimic everything he says in a sing-song voice.

90. Mimic everything he does with exaggerated limb-movements.

91. Write sonnets for him.

92. Insist he help you with the newspaper crossword every morning.

93. Offer him icecream cake.

94. Tell people he's 'really just a big softie'

95. Psychoanalyze him. Conclude that he is 'mildy depressed' and 'a bit of a control-freak'.

96. Mock his baldness.

97. Smile and say loudly 'Who loves you, Volders?' at inopportune moments. (Ie: another of his attempted 'evil moments')

98. Get him drunk.

99. Drag out a banjo at Death Eater revels and start playing 'Kumbayah'

100. Let him catch you trying on Death-Eater robes.

101. Be Harry Potter. Be alive.

Here's Something I know you guys all want to read!

So sweet, so beautiful
Everyday like a queen on her throne
Don't nobody knows how she feel
Aicha, Lady one day it'll be real

She moves, she moves like a breeze
I swear I can't get her out of my dreams
To have her shining right here by my side
I'd sacrifice all the tears in my eyes

Chorus:
Aicha Aicha - passing me by (there she go again)
Aicha Aicha - my my my (is it really real?)
Aicha Aicha - smile for me now
Aicha Aicha - in my life

Aicha Aicha - passing me by (there she go again)
Aicha Aicha - my my my (is it really real?)

She holds her child to her heart
Makes her feel like she is blessed from above
Falls asleep underneath her sweet tears
Lullaby fades away with his fears

Needs somebody to lean on (lean on)
Someone body, mind & soul (body, mind & soul)
To take her hand, to take her world
And show her the time of her life, so true (true)
Throw the pain away for good
No more contemplating boo

Lord knows the way she feels
Everyday in his name she begins
To have her shining here by my side
I'd sacrifice all the tears in my eyes
Aicha Aicha - ecouté moi

Yet ANOTHER Mister Red Head search! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG!

Ruth- I would never want you to go away, i think i love you remember? lol, thank you so much for your lovely cards. They brightened my day.

Ode to Ruth

Ohhhhhh, i think i love you Ruth but what am i so afraid of? I'm afraid that I'm not sure of a love there is no cure of.....

yummy

i'm terribly sorry that i keep saying "that boy's" name. I, Kelsey Ober, hereby do pledge that I will never say "you-know-who's" name again. From this day further he will be referred to as ....... Mister Red Head.


In other news.... i don't like it that Luke won the J-Board thing. He's never going to be serious.
Also, Ruth, I have an idea concerning a story that you and i were talking about awhile ago... you know... the one that i was kind of ashamed about? wink wink nudge nudge, know what i mean know what i mean? anyway, we can talk later. You'll probably be like, ugh kelsey i soo do not care! but oh well :) we shall see.

Kendra: for some reason i've been thinking a lot about you. I think it's cause of the movies that we went to together but for some reason i've been feeling a lot closer to you. Lol, I KNEW Ruth and I would get you converted. Today Kendra... Tomorrow THE WORLD!!! haha. and yes, i agree that Mister Red Head could be searching for himself, since i do tell him when i'm getting searches for him. Although, it kind of seems to creep him out whenever i tell him. I mean, i sure wouldn't want people searching for my name. constantly

i got yet another search for Alex Korn, something is wrong

New Search:

lyrics "I've got to meet you by tomorrow" afternoon and cut thru all this tape, at a bar called O'Malley's where we'll plan our escape !

yeah... i don't know how this linked to my blog but oh well, sorry buddy, don't think you'll find that here

Alex you got off! Anyway, there's a movie coming out at the end of January that i know looks really cheesy but i really want to see it and it has Kate Bosworth in it. It's called Win a Date with Tad Hamilton and i REAALLLy want to see it!

Oh Kendra, I totally agree, and it's not only that i want someone good to look at.... but there are almost no guys with really good personalities, ya know? i mean sure, there are the good people like ben, laurent and some other guys who are really nice and all but i'm with you. I want some eye-candy, lol, i can't believe i'm saying this. Also, i totally agree about the girl thing, i'm really sick and tired of watching a girl bend over and knowing what kind of underwear she's wearing instantaneously. It's gross! hmm, that's all for now...

I'm so proud of myself, i figured out this template all on my own without anyone helping me and i think it looks pretty good. yeah... so what if the colors are still the same, i LIKE them!

and just to make Kendra happy..... poor Snape!

so do you annika, and so do you alex.


WE ALL ROCK!!

Ha Kendra! even Ruth agree's that we'll have converted you! lol

Ruth: I agree about the picture, although I haven't really visualized them together, ya know? but i think i just looked at that picture and thought it was amusing that people actually took time to put that picture together. AND i think your new summary rocks.

Kendra, you rock too.

lol, Kendra has conformed! you're coming up with theories too!

Ruth

That's what i meant, cause like, he knows she's so smart so he figures she'll see him for who he REALLY is but when she doesn't he lashes out at her and then feels immediate pain.... lol

More More More!

and also, in addition to my theory, another reason that Snape is so mean to Harry is because he's so insanely jealous of the friendship that Harry and Hermione share. Then he's kind of mean to Hermione because he SO wants to be with her but she doesn't have a clue. He always insults her smartness because although she is smart, she can't see that Snape really is a nice guy and wants to be with her and so he's HURTING because of Hermione's lack of knowledge. -and all the people say... *awwwww, poor snape*



And new people to this discussion, you must go back a day or two to fully understand what I and Ruth are talking about.

This is mildly amusing

More for Ruth

No, it happened when he was younger than 10, OOOO, i've got a theory, what if Snape was Voldemort's CHILD, so he was raised to be all evil and stuff but he didn't really want that at all!

Oh i dunno, i rather like my other theory.

Edit Later: Or, combining Ruth and mine's theory, (not really i just took her bastard word) Snape was Voldemort's BASTARD child, and he didn't find out until Snape was like, 5 and THEN he started training him up to follow in his footsteps but Snape didn't really want to and then he's just pretending to be bad but then he'd have been bad for so long that he really can't change. lol, all of my theories kind of run into each other.

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All for Ruth continued

So really, Snape is in pain and doesn't want to be mean to Harry and Hermione and Sirius but he knows that being sinister is what he has to do. Poor Snape *everyone sighs*

All for Ruth

I think i could go with the theory that Snape is really a prince in disguise but couldn't he have SOME kind of kindness emerge?

Also, he'd have to of had the bad thing happen to him when he was like, 10 because he was mean when he came to school. He also came to school knowing a lot of Dark Arts stuff- even more than some 7th years. Maybe he got into Voldemort's way when he was 10 or something and did something to him because he was going to Hogwarts so he's kind of like a spy.

OR

It happened even earlier than 10, so Voldemort trained Snape into becoming his minion or something and then he got brainwashed but really he is capable of love and so when Snape comes back to the good side it's because he broke free of the spell. However, he still kind of has retained some of his meanness and he figures he should just keep being mean. That's where your theory comes in Ruth, about how Hermione does the Time-Turner thing and saves him from being brainwashed by Voldemort and then they can fall in love. AND Lilly and him could be related or really good family friends or something and that's why she was so surprised when he called her a mudblood. But really he was acting under Voldemort. HA! i'm sooo good. If anyone has questions (i know that was probably confusing) just ask me. :)

Edit Later: Okay so forget the first part that says that he met up with Voldemort at age 10, that could be a different theory than when he was brainwashed when he was younger. In other words, look at the second paragraph after OR. That's my favorite theory.

I DO believe in Fairies, I DO I DO

no Ruth, no. There are absolutely no justifications for a Snape/Hermione relationship. He's always scolding her and stuff. No. not cool.

I love how you felt dirty though after reading that. lol, that was really funny . There is justification for a Ruth/Alex Korn relationship.

(That was written by Alex Korn)

where, please tell me WHERE in the books these people could come up with the idea that Snape and Hermione had any romantic feelings towards each other!

Hermione + Snape= no, not okay

"Come on," he demanded softly. "Wake up."

Color began to return to her face and her eyelashes fluttered briefly before her eyes barely opened to focus on him.

"Severus?" she whispered faintly. "Severus, what happened?"

He ignored the shocked looks from Potter and Weasley at her use of his given name. He refused to acknowledge the sudden, furious look of understanding that appeared in McGonagall's eyes or the disappointed frown that had settled on Dumbledore's face.

"Everything will be fine now, Hermione," he replied, his normally silken voice choked with emotion. He gathered her carefully into his arms. "I'm here. I'm here."

sorry i haven't updated in quite some time but i was in some hot water with my parents.

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